CASUAL OBSERVATIONS
1) The shortest distance between two places will be under construction.
Or at the very least clogged with traffic.
2) While driving on rural roads at nite or early morning.. the surest way to
assure no oncoming traffic is to drive with your low beam headlights on.
Any attempt to switch to high beams (brights) will bring on oncoming traffic immediately.
3) An animal..deer especially.. within a fifty feet of either side of the road are going to dart
in front of your vehicle at the last second (I have insurance statements to verify this)
4) A boat will never break down when fishing 'up-river' from the launch ramp. Only down-river
5) When you start to believe you don't need friends... that's when you really need friends.
6) Nothing in the world can change weather patterns faster than a newly waxed truck/car.
7) The amount of food given to a dog is at least doubled when it's time to 'scoop' the yard
To be continued !...........................................................................................
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