I hear so many ladies complain daily about features
of their bodies that they dislike. Now I'll admit I've always
been an odd egg but I often wonder why these people
aren't more appreciative of the better aspects of they're
selves and less critical of the, let's call them 'different'
things. I personally cherish most of the little differences
that make a person unique ....
Freckles.. How can anybody not like freckles? I mean really.
Dimples .. Chin dimples.. cheek dimples.. what's not to like?
It's like your face is smiling without permission.
Muffin top .. So much nicer than protruding hip bones. If I
want to see spare ribs , I'll go to the butcher shop .
Hair .. It's too long .. it's too short.. it's too dry .. It's too gray
Keep it clean and let it flow Nothing else matters.
On the other hand there are things that, although I won't say
I dislike I will say I'm not the fondest of.
Drawn on eyebrows .. Whose idea was that ?
Piercings .. Body piercings are fine.. lips tongues and eyebrows
sort of freak me out. Noses aren't too bad .. lips
and tongues look uncomfortable and the eyebrow
thing makes me wince with pain to look at them.
Now I'm not against any of the above and to each
his own .. just my humble opinion.
So that's it for now... Maybe sometime in the future I'll post
something like this on Facebook and ask for comments from
a females perspective. You know .. which male traits one can
tolerate and which ones make you shudder.
Being an chubby, bald, gray bearded guy with bird legs and
glasses I'm sure i will only need to read the negative section
of the posts but that's ok I'm ok with me just as I am.. If
only the rest of the world were as lucky.
You just have to believe.....
I was always taught .. I can have any woman I please.
So far, I haven't pleased any of them.
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