NEW INVENTION ....

   I think I have an idea for an invention
that will help people around the world
relieve stress.  I do think perhaps that it's
production should be delayed until after
the holidays though.  It may not be the most
Christian way of stress relief or for that
matter maybe not the most legal ...but..
  My invention would consist of a new
interactive computer monitor that would
allow for direct physical contact between
a person or persons while online. 
   Now before all you perverts start getting
ideas, it could not be used for intimate contact
(although later possibly we could add an app )
but only used for the act of choking somebody
back into reality.
    Long evenings lately find me sitting at the
computer reading stories and watching videos
on past and present news articles.  Everything
from the political front to the big city murders
to hometown shenanigans.  I won't get into
specifics but I'm sure you know what I'm talking
about.  I get so upset reading some of the stupid
stunts people pull I could (and do sometimes) scream!
Hint.. screaming doesn't help.  Nor does throwing
a fake brick sponge or shaking the monitor.  NOW
If I had my new interactive/direct contact monitor
I could literally  reach through the screen and grab
the offender by the throat and squeeze them back into
the real world.  What a virtual stress reliever that would
be !  I could almost guarantee Congress would get
along a lot better,  a lot of these $__t stirrers and
racial instigators would go back in their holes and
quite a few of these 'world owes me' people would
change their tune.  Just sayin'  
   I realize I am only one person and I can't change the
world,  but .. If we all work together !!!!

P.S.  patent pending