Questions ?

    I have questions.  Nothing serious mind ya, just
questions that puzzle me.  Now I'm sure with a little
thought and investigating I could find the answers.
And if I couldn't , there is always the internet.  It knows
everything.  Instead I think I am content to just live
with these questions rattling around in my head until
the obvious answer just jumps out and smacks me
square in the forehead one day .
  First question....  When people shave with an electric
razor, where do all of the whiskers go?  Oh I know
some are in the razor, but not nearly enough.  It bothers
me that all of this 'hair dust' is somehow either attached
to my clothing or suspended in the air I breath.  Hence
the beard. 
  Second question..  Why does everyone insist on buying
and using a vacuum cleaner?  I can prove that they are
inefficient and not necessary.  Average cost is probably
six to eight hundred dollars.  Average price of Wal-Mart
nylon socks ,less than three dollars. We run the sweeper
every day.. sometimes twice. Yet I can walk with a pair
of nylon socks on from the bedroom to the living room
and they will look like two Chia Pets by the time I get to
the chair.  Eureka !!!  maybe I'll put socks on the dogs
and they can pick up their own hair ! ( I wonder if they
pick up whisker fuzz?)
  Third question ... Is there a unspoken rule or measurement
that determines how much of a given product must remain
unused in a container ?  If so I wish someone would share it
with me.  Our refrigerator and cabinets are full of jars, bottles
and containers with small amounts in each one.  Obviously
there is an point at which one is supposed to stop
using these products.  Do we leave some for seed ?  Do we
expect more to grow?  I'm baffled. Sometimes I think my
purpose on earth is to finish these containers, that is why I
sometimes end up with strange combinations of food.
    I have many more unanswered questions but for now I
think I'll just dwell on a couple at a time.  Besides I have
dinner on right now that I must attend to.  Today I'm having
a carrot, one and a half stalks of celery eight mandarin orange
segments with a spoon full of cream cheese and two small
tablespoons of Barbeque sauce and a heel of bread.  Oh yea
and afterwards a broken Rolaid tablet and some dust from the
bottom of the bottle.
  Going to be a long evening !