ahhh moments...

  This weeks offering is about those feel good moments
that we all have from time to time.  You know the ones ..
They give you that little quiver of chills and that ahhhhhh
moment.  Now I hate to be so blunt, but for this post we are
not going to include Births, First loves or Sex, even though
it is probably the number one reason for most of these
moments (If I remember right ) 
   Some of these are a bit gross to talk about but we all have
had them happen.  The first one that comes to mind is the
wandering itch.  You know the one that is somewhere on your
back or leg but when you go to scratch it isn't there ..  maybe
over here .. no .. up here ? .. Ahhhh yes .. found it !  I've been
known to use door frames, fishing rods, tree branches and
even an occasional parking meter to chase these pesky little
itches around. 
   And then there is always the urge to 'go' at exactly the time
you are at the furthest point on earth from an available bathroom. 
The summer Music festival is the perfect example.  Maybe if one
wouldn't consume vast amounts of beverages one might
be ok.  Problem is when you do get there  there's always a mile
long line.  When you finally get 'your turn'  if you don't quiver ..
your just not doing it right.
    Now just in case that didn't gross you out enough I have one
for you.  You ladies may not be able to relate to this but then again
after a long day of spring cleaning, dusting, sweeping and such
maybe you can.  You won't admit it, but maybe you can.  Working
in the mill environment all those years and even now with  running
sanders and saws on craft projects heaven only knows what we breath.
Now don't start on the respirators dust masks and such .. they are for
nurses.   lol   But come evening no matter how much we shower
and clean, sooner or later we can't breath. Out comes the tissues and
after a couple good unproductive 'honks' something breaks loose. 
Something rooted to our brain and tangled in our optical nerves. 
And then boom ..It's like someone yanked a birdcage from our sinuses.
Ahhh  .. a flood of fresh air envelops the brain.  Ok so maybe this post
is getting a tad to graphic.  I'll just add a couple quickies...............
How about when that terrible leg cramp finally just melts away ?   Ahh
Or after an all day Mall marathon shopping excursion you find an open
seat and get to finally sit down for a few minuets  Oh yea ! 
Popping off some too tight shoes at the end of a long day ..
And the best of all.. Reading the last line of this crazy Blog post !!
Thank Ye Jesus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!