I could be a lot sweeter if ...........

   I could be a lot sweeter if.........

 

1)    Warm apple pie didn't raise my glucose levels.

2)    My slippers were a lot more comfortable and less worn.

3)    My coffee maker was a lot quicker. (both K cup and carafe sides)

4)    My older dog would simply lay still while in the recliner with me .

5)    My younger dog didn't snore.

6)    Our trash pick-up was like 9 ish instead of 7 ish.

7)    Two guys on my FB would STFU about politics.

8)    Summer would start Feb 21st

9)    I could lose this run-down slug-like feeling.

10)  People would understand what I mean instead of what I say.

Other than these few things I could be a much nicer guy.  Although there are some issues with a few other things (okay.. a lot of issues with a lot of things) that would have to be tweaked to make me a nice guy.  But I'd be willing to work with people to change in order better fit my requirements.  Remember people you reap what you sow so It's up to you to conform and make me the person you want me to be.  I can be a nice person.. but it's going to take all of you working together to do it.  Where's your team spirit ??????