Lost Wallet !!!!!

   I love to gamble.  However I'm not much of a betting man
when it comes to human behavior.  If I was, I would bet that
somehow my wife was behind a lot of my 'lost items' around
this house.  I am in no way outright blaming her because I
know I misplace a lot of things when she is nowhere around.
I think it could possibly be because of my fifty idea a second
thought process.  My hands are laying something down while
my brain is thinking about four other projects in four other
rooms.  The only reason I would even suggest she was involved
is that it seems that she always benefits from my misfortune.
   Case in point.  Tonight as I prepared to go grocery shopping
I discovered that I had misplaced my wallet.  I looked in all
of the places that I normally place it to no avail.  My wife
suggests that she may have seen it on my computer desk.  Well
I had looked before but maybe just maybe it was under some
of my notes, mail, coupons and such.  Perhaps if I cleaned that
up a bit ... nope, not there.  She then suggested maybe I left it in
one of my many jacket pockets.  That could be, so I checked
each one, and as I did I put them on hangers and hung them in
the closet .. Nope not there either.  Her next theory, could I have
left it in her car yesterday when I drove it ?  Let me check.  Nope
Just a couple receipts and a couple pieces of junk mail between
the seats which I did throw away.  Finally I found it.  'Somebody'
had slipped it behind the keyboard on the slide out tray of my
computer desk.  Now I know I would never put it there !  Hmm
Seeing a pattern here?  I'm in panic mode and she's getting the
house cleaned.  That's it .. I'm getting my wallet dusted for
fingerprints !!!